I Needs the Caffeine

I always seem to have a difficult time getting started each day. It's sort of like a more-focused scope of procrastinating. Plus eating the bulk of my daily intake right before I go to bed leads to having to have the daily nature-break in the morning (I'm not comfortable enough with this blogging yet to use words like 'poop' or 'crap'). Anyways, it would probably help to have more time inbetween wake-up and work... I'm a typical man when it comes to that sort of thing... 1) wake-up, 2) put on pants, 3) goto work... wait... 1a) brush teeth and gargle.

In college, a friend was late for an early class, rushing in and said that he was hurrying so much he peed and brushed his teeth at the same time. Imagine hearing that in a "Rico-Suave" Vietnamese accent.

I used to rush in that sort of way (well,l not exactly). But now, I don't rush it. If I'm late, I'm late... and I'll just make up the time. Plus, everything is pretty-much justifiable.