FAMILY: Mom is dog-sitting.

This week, my mom is up in Baltimore taking care of my nephews while my sister is out-of-town for a regatta. Here's part of the gchat I had with mom tonight: [NOTE: I forgot to ask Mom how she was.]

me: MOM!

how are the doggies?

MOM: I am fine here with the boys. They are very good. They behaved and also know that I am the only one who will give them food!!!

The only problem is that they poop a lot if I feed them...I can still see carrots!!

So I will feed them less, less poop, less to pick up. Good strategy, right?

me: what about the watermelon? what happens if they have a lot of watermelon?

you feed them less and they may love you less (HA!)

MOM: Ha! Now I see. Maybe the watermelon is the one that make them pee a lot?

Who cares? They cannot take care of me when I grow old and senile!!

me: HA!

You can find yesterday's report here. Mom should definitely do television!