Thursday, September 13, 2007

MUSIC: "Gimme More" by Britney Spears

Here's a video clip of Britney Spears "performing" her new song "Gimme More" at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. It does sound like a "meltdown" song, but it's also kind of catchy (I've always been one for the dark and twisty). Also, I figure that posting this will boost my web hits...

[note: can't really post the video anymore, but I'm sure that you can find it somewhere else on the Internet. bah. MTV can just suck it.]

At least I can still post the What the Buck that goes with it:


(from video) Buck focusing on the positive:
  • She only performed once and she was supposed to perform twice.
  • She got some of the words right.
  • She didn't fall.
  • She didn't have to rely on any of Criss Angel's magic tricks to distract from her talent.
  • She could've been bigger.
  • She could've worn less clothes.
  • Her breasts looked well-supported and didn't come flying out (*two thumbs up*).
  • She could've been scowling; she looked happy and well-sedated.
  • She could've been up there all alone without her dancers-slash-medical-assistants there to help her up and down that one old step.
  • I don't think she was chewing gum.
  • And I'm quite sure that she didn't get pregnant.
Ha!

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