MUSIC: "Muffin Top" from 30 Rock

"Muffin Top"
by Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock
Lyrics:

Everyone knows the most delicious part of the muffin is the top

My muffin top is all that
Whole-grain, low-fat
I know you wanna piece of that
But I just wanna dance
Check checkin' out my sweet hips
My sugar-coated berry lips
I know you wanna get with this
But I'm just here to dance

So back up off of me
You're weirding me out
I'm an independent lady
So do not try to play me
I run a tidy bakery
The boys all want my cake for free
If you can't shake your fakery
Then kiss my muffin top