Inappropriate Dog Treats

Mmmmm... I hope Mom buys me some of these. --Euchre

Read the original post from the Consumerist (especially for the comments!!!):

"Phallicious!"
"Hey, it's what most dogs spend all day licking anyway, so you'd think a dog would like it."
"I bet they're meaty, or at least high in protein."
"For the sake of all that is appropriate, I wonder if they come in sausage-flavored."
"i wonder if del monte would let me borrow that mold. i've got an office christmas party coming up & i've been working on the perfect gift for my wonderful co-workers. i think 'T' shaped cookies would portray my feelings perfectly."
"I love whoever had the BALLS to make it."

***behold for new and improved crackers in the form of boobs***