MOM: Cologne

we're getting ready to go to grand china for dinner and are getting
cleaned up etc. i ask mom what perfume she's wearing, and she said
"red door". i ask her if she likes my cologne, and she asks what i'm
wearing... i tell her "Curve", and she says "that's the ones the gays
wear!"

HA!

i asked for clarification "do you smell all the gays?" and she said
that whenever one walks by, that's what they smell like.

HA!

then mom finds a copy of The Tiger, and laughs when she finds "The Sex
Issue" -- "How can they do this?!"... then as I type this, it gets
quiet and I turn and look...

Me: "Mom, what are you reading? Are you reading the Sex Issue?"

Mom: "Of Course"

HA!